LB Says "Life is so unfair!"

But there are free bookmarks...

Can you believe it? There are hardly any new freebies right now!" laments hard-working scribe LB Gregg.

"But fear not, kind and loyal reader," she continues. "A team of experts is working around the clock to rectify this horrid situation, even as we speak."

So, while we cool our heels waiting for the Freebie Elves to make an appearance, feel free to download these spiffy bookmarks for Catch Me If You Can. There's two great designs -- collect 'em all!

Print 'em out (preferably on some good heavy stock), cut 'em out (a straight edge is nice, but even toenail scissors will work), and use 'em. Give 'em to friends. Send 'em to your congressman. The sky's the limit!

New LB Free Read at Kris'n'Good Books

Last October, Blogger Kris from Kris'n'Good Books invited LB to participate in one of her infamous "choose your own m/m story" contests. The parameters for the story? A pineapple conflict, a tattoo of My Little Pony, a conference as a setting, a naked cowboy and a "first meeting."

Did LB meet the challenge? You better believe it. She nailed that sucka with her entry, "Congratulatiuons Lucky Winner." Check out this laugh-out-loud quickie.